New research funded by Stark Industries has found that fighting end of level bosses in video games prepares children for having to get into real life fights with arsehole bosses later in life.
Scientists carrying out the study have said that ‘final bosses like Bowser and the annoying one with all the arms from Mortal Kombat prepare us for when we have to face real life bosses in the office workplaces’
‘There comes a time in every person’s life when she/he must challenge a boss to an epic fight, destroying most of the office equipment and leading to a final round on the roof top- where one of you will meet your demise. The end of level bosses, and particularly final bosses prepare us for that stress’
The study has lead to a massive re-think in the way education is conducted. Video game lessons will replace science and maths in the school curriculum, and the Super Mario Bros movie starring Bob Hoskins will be screened in all English Literature classes for all ages, every year.
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Absolutely perfect. Except the Super Mario Bros movie. Please never unleash that unholy Hell upon the world again.
Bob Hoskins’ finest hour, a classic example of a man born to play a role.
um, duh, who hasn’t had to jump on their bosses head multiple times in order to exact your authority/ stand up for yourself …note to self, try this when asking for a raise next…
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