David Cameron has pledged to print money in his own house, with the help of his wife Samantha, in a bid to help boost the economy.
After the announcement from Labour that they will be cutting student fees, many conservatives have asked, ‘where will the money come from?’
Asking himself where the money could come from for this and many other things, David Cameron has come up with the answer – his own gaff. The Prime Minister announced he has bought an old printing press on Ebay and will be printing notes in his basement. Samantha Cameron will keep it going while he is at work.
The new money will be shared first among Cameron’s friend. As they begin to spend it, it will work its way into the rest of the economy, and eventually everyone will become rich. When George Osborne was asked about the plan he replied, ‘Personally I’ve already got enough money, still it sounds like a great idea. You can never have too much money.’